My Anti-Blog Intro

I hate blogs. Always have; always will. Mostly it's because I hate the word "blog." But also, why should I care what some 35-year-old nerd with too much time on his hands and too many action figures on his shelves thinks about life. I don't. I hate that guy.

But I also like giving unsolicited opinions. What better way to coerce angry e-mails from the masses than going on ridiculous rants? Okay, fine...I'll try not to rant too much. Hence, the title of the blog. (I really hate that word: blog. Blech.)

There aren't many things that are better than granola. Muesli is one of them, though. You don't eat it every meal--probably not even every day. Some batches have more grains; some have more fruit. But when you eat muesli, it's so satisfying.

Hope you enjoy my Muesli Morsels, direct from Lala Land.